Posts tagged MTV
MTV is Now Just “TV”
Feb 9th
In a move to best reflect the reality of its existence, MTV has junked its 29-year-old logo, removing the words “Music Television” from it and running pictures of its reality TV stars in the giant “M.” According to ROLLINGSTONE.COM, “The shift seems to confirm what many have suspected for years: Following the cancellation of TRL and the success of JERSEY SHORE, THE HILLS and the REAL WORLD spin-offs, music is no longer MTV’s main priority.
“The people who watch it today, they don’t refer to MTV as music television. They don’t have the same emotional connection that, say, the people who are writing about [the logo change] do,” MTV’s head of marketing TINA EXARHOS told the LOS ANGELES TIMES.
The Best Quotes from the ‘Jersey Shore’ Premiere
Dec 4th
First of all, this show is not really a stand-alone show; it’s actually “The Real World: Jersey Shore.” Eight strangers (one more than the usual, but still), picked to live in a house, to find out what happens when Guidos stop wearing bathing suits in the hot tub and start pumping their fists. The Real World: Jersey Shore.
Being a Guido means “family, friends, tanning, gel.”
“How do you go in a fucking jacuzzi wearing a thong. At least wear a thong bikini. It’s more classier if you’re gonna wear anything at all.”
“I’m the Princess of Poughkeepsie” –Snookie (aka the next Tonya/Ruthie)
“My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscles, juice head, guido. If I found that guy, I’d snatch him like that!” –Snookie
“I’m a bartender. I do great things.” –One of the Guidettes, we forget which one
“You have a pierced penis? I love it.” –Jwow (who’s got the fakest tits on the show) to Pauly D
“Now that’s how you get pink eye.” –This “Knocked Up” reference was kind of charming, and, yes, one of the Guidos really did get pink eye in his first week, presumably from sliding underneath a girl’s legs while dancing. You know those particles.
“Don’t like the spiked hair fool you. I’m not a bitch.” –Pauly D
“I felt like eating ham and drinking water.” –very drunk Jwow
“It only takes 9 pounds of pressure to break a nose” –we forget now who actually threw the punch and got kicked out of the club, but this line is definitely the new “Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?”
“I will cut your hair while you’re sleeping.” –Snookie in the coming attractions.
-Thanks to BroBible
Kanye RUINS Taylor’s Moment. Here we go again…
Sep 13th
After Taylor Swift — who is just 19-years-old, mind you — won the award for Best Female Video at the VMAs, Kanye rushed the stage, took the mic from her, and proclaimed Beyonce had “one of the best videos of all-time.”
I don’t understand how he can finally get his career back and can screw it up like that. Here is what MTV says was going on at Radio City after the incident:
People are going nuts in here. They booed like crazy when Kanye leaped onstage and stole Taylor’s thunder. He responded by giving them all the finger on the way back to his seat. During the commercial break, Pink walked by him shaking her head in disgust. Even the show producers gave him a talking to. Not surprisingly, he didn’t seem at all bothered by everyone’s reactions, grabbing his date Amber Rose and planting a kiss on her lips.






