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Morning Humor: L-E-N-O LENO!

Jay Leno’s primetime slot didn’t work out so well, so NBC’s moving him back to late night. They’re still talking to Jay and to Conan O’Brien about what the permanent late-night line-up will be.

To help explain further, here’s a new version of the Kinks song “Lola.”

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Bad Breath?

Do you know someone with bad breath? Give them this phone number?

 

631-960-7178 

 

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Crazy hats in Fairhope

These were on sale in d-town Fairhope at the Arts and Crafts Festival



Twitter! Ellen in ok magazine.

WTF???? URO CLUB, AND MORE!

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Ok, so this is a golf club that YOU PEE INTO!!! This is something I appreciate, yet say WTF to. I am a big fan of the bathroom, I appreciate them very very much. Having Cystic Fibrosis, I have to have a bathroom EVERYWHERE I go. So, I see this and I like it but think it needs work. Here is the website

http://www.uroclub.com
here is the video

I am thinking about purchasing one of these for my father as a joke, and for the purpose that if I ever golf with him I can use it.

Also note this for #2

The Luggable Loo!
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THIS I HAVE TO HAVE!!! I think I will put it in my car just in case I ever have to use it. It has bags you can put in it, or a gel called bio-gel to obsorb, or digester to actually eat away the waste. You can buy here <NOTE, I LOVE HOW THIS POST TURNED INTO A BATHROOM POST>. Make sure to get the tent that goes with it for privacy!

There we go! HAHA

ENJOY!

American Idol Update: Dirty Number 13??

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So, if you havent’t heard yet. AI producers were scrambling to find  a new number for contestant13 after the original number was found to be a sex line. Listen below to the special podcast to hear it all.

Here is what Ryan Seacrest had to say:

A big WTF to you! Warning poo is involved!

TAIPEI, Taiwan, March 5 (UPI) — A popular Taiwanese restaurant chain that is expanding into China features toilets for seats and a bodily-waste themed menu.

Modern Toilet, which has seven locations in Taiwan, one in Hong Kong and a location opening this week in Shenzhen, China, is decorated with lights and dish covers shaped like feces and seats customers at glass tables with sinks underneath, Time reported Thursday.

The eatery’s food is served atop miniature toilet bowls, ice cream dishes are shaped like squat toilets and beverages are served in plastic urinals that customers can take home as souvenirs.

The desert menu features shaved ice concoctions with names such as “diarrhea with dried droppings,” or chocolate; “bloody poop,” or strawberry; and “green dysentery,” or kiwi.

“It’s supposed to shock and confuse the senses,” Chen Min-kuang, manager of a Taiwan Modern Toilet, said of the scatological theme.

Web Gem of the Week: Billy Mays dub

Check this out: it is  very funny dub over of the gopher commercial starring Billy Mays (yes the guy who yells at you).

check it out

Spiel Podcast 3-1-09

-Chris Brown Rhianna seen together again
-And we let you know if chris will be doing time for his crime
-Britneys going on tour and we will let you know who will be at the opening show

ALL COMING UP IN THE SPIEL

Spiel Cast 3-1-09 <— Click to play

Web Gem of the Week: Paula Deen’s pants fall down

This is great! Paula’s pants fall down at a food and wine show!

WARNING:VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

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